ifuckedmadsmikkelsen:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

(via grandenonfatmocha)

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

(via trumpeteroftheswan)